A dear old lady was asked what she used to make her complexion so beautiful and her whole being so bright and attractive. She answered:
I use for my lips -- truth;
I use for my voice -- kindness;
I use for my ears -- compassion;
I use for my hands -- charity;
I use for my figure -- uprightness;
I use for my heart -- love;
I use for anyone
who doesn't like me -- prayer.
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